Saturday, June 19, 2010

it's been a long time coming

New blog post at other site.


It's been a long time coming

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

New Blog Post

New Blog post on www.kristinni.com


Check it out!!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

I have moved

I moved a while ago to www.kristinni.com


go there if you dare.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Why I Wore Lipstick to my Mascectomy

I hate everyone and everything in the world today. I am very serious about this.

Lifetime Movie titles are ridiculous.

A deadly silence
A deadly vision
A Decent Proposal
A child's cry for help
A child lost forever
Dead Silence
Dead Ahead
Crimes of Passion: She Woke Up Pregnant
Deadly Betrayal
Deadly Encounter
Deadly Isolation
Deadly Whispers
Demons from her past
Doing time on Maple Drive
Don't touch my Daughter
Every Mother's worst fear
Every Woman's Dream
Family in Hiding
Family of Strangers
Fatal Lesson
Fatal Desires
Fatal vows
Fatal Reunion
Fatal Trust
Fifteen and Pregnant (one of my personal favorites...with Kirsten Dunst as the pregnant chick)
For the love of my child
For the love of A Child
Goodnight Sweet Wife
Half a dozen babies
Her Final Fury
Her fatal flaw
Her desperate choice
Her Last Chance
Her Own Choice
Homeless to Harvard
I know my first name is Steven
Lies before Kisses
Lies he told
Lies and crimes
Lies of the heart
Lies of the twins
Married to it
Mr. Murder
Murder C.O.D.
Murder ordained
Murder so sweet
Murder at 75 Birch
Murder At Devil's Glen
Murder in my house
Murder in my mind
Murder in New Hampshire
Murder in a College Town
Murder in the Hamptons
Murder in the Mirror
Murder of Innocence
Murder on Pleasant Drive
Murder or memory?
Murderous Intent
My stepson, my lover
Nina takes a lover
No one could protect her
No Ordinary Baby
No turning back
Our Mother's Murder
Seduced and Betrayed
Seduced by Madness
Seduced by a thief
Seventeen and Missing (I see a theme here)
Shattered Hearts
Shattered Dreams
Shattered Innocence
Shattered Trust
Shattering the Silence
She Cried No
She Said No (apparently this one wasn't as forceful)
She fought alone
She led two lives
She's too young
Silk Hope (what?)
Soft Deceit
Stolen from the Heart
Stolen Innocence
Stolen Miracle
Stolen Women, Captured Hearts
Stranger at the Door
Stranger in my bed [1986]
Stranger in my bed [2005] (It must have been a REALLY good premise)
Stranger in my home
Stranger in my town
Stranger in the house (this stranger gets around)
Terror in the Family
Terror in the Mall
Terror in the Shadows
The Hunt for the Unicorn Killer
The Perfect Daughter
The Perfect Bride
The Perfect Marriage
The Perfect Nanny
The Perfect Neighbor
The Perfect tenant
The Perfect wife
Touched
Touched by Evil
Touched by a killer
Victim of the night
Victim of Innocence
Victim of love
When no one would listen

Obviously this isn't even all of them...these are just like a quarter or less. I think they have a big huge hat where they have some of the following words on paper "She, victim, love, danger, desire, perfect, touched, stranger, shatter, fatal, murder" and they just pull them out randomly and that's the movie name. Also, I don't like how the entire channel is vagina-centric. If you think I'm kidding, just watch for a few minutes....all the movies and shows are about vaginas, and every commercial is either some douche, lubrication, or period product. It's all vagina tv, all the time.